That's right folks, laundry soap is going black market. That coffee stain and those sweat stains, may soon become a permanent part of your wardrobe unless you are very wealthy or willing to eat top ramen for a month as you sacrifice your grocery budget to barter a deal.. There is a new rampage making its way across the nation as thieves run through the markets stealing thousands of dollars worth of laundry soap and selling it out of the back of double parked nefarious black vans for twice the going market price.
What are we coming to? How far have we fallen when Laundry Soap finds itself in the same light as stolen kidneys and home electronics? This is comical but sad at the same time. Whats next Toilet Paper and Toothpaste? (never-mind, already there.....)
In December there was an organized retail theft ring targeting Walmarts and walking away with tens of thousands of dollars worth in laptop computers. Oddly enough, at least this makes sense. But Laundry Soap?
I was intrigued by the idea that there could even be a demand in the consumer market for thefts like this to actually pay off, so I googled 'Organized Retail Theft' and was shocked at the information I found. Paper Plates, Plastic Forks, and even a Flat bed truck full of Lard. Loads of Sand and Empty Juice bottles, you name it, they steal it, and there IS a market for it. It may not be as profitable as illegal drugs or high end electronics or cars, but there is still a profit to be turned.
Here is my pledge to the American economy...I will not buy stolen goods, laundry soap, lard (as-if?), or plastic forks. Though I am not a huge fan of the industry giants, I am a fan of America and I support the most basic premise of our trade structure. I am a gal who can appreciate and even love a little anarchy now and then, but if we give in to the organized theft rings, we become hostages, bartering our blood sweat and tears for the most basic resources.
That is just crazy...Now we have to hoard laundry soap just in case? lol
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